L.I.S: LEPRECHAUN INVESTIGATION SQUAD

Things always seem greener when March comes around...and a little bit suspicious. Does SCHS think that leprechauns are amongst us?

leprechaun investigation squad

by Madeline Kratzer, Staff Writer

Here at St. Charles High, we have a problem…it’s three feet tall and is green and greedy. It lives in the walls and ceilings, and roams the halls at night, scattering trash everywhere. The janitors tell you that it’s just squirrels and teenagers leaving their messes but…really, who’s THAT messy without it being on purpose? But, do not fret, the L.I.S, or the LEPRECHAUN INVESTIGATION SQUAD, is here to help. We’ve interviewed many believers AND non-believers, and have found the purpose of leprechauns, the intentions of the leprechauns, how to catch them…and how to deal with them! We even prepared a disguise…